List of wants

Not organized by importance or how likely this will happen.

Go to China. Take a massive trip across Asia that will last for at least three months. Move into a condo when I get back to Montreal, whenever that is. Continue my education. Live in France to improve my shit French. Own a lot of designer clothing. Meet smart, funny, sexy men. Get in shape. Become a pro at Taiko. Master Japanese, or at least to be able to pass the JLPT Level 3. Become a better photographer so I may buy a professional SLR in all confidence. Have an iPod Touch, but preferable when it has more capacity. A tan.

Trial #2

...of Billy's Boot Camp was equally unsuccesful. Shit, I'm flubby, not flexible, and I have no muscle. But I will still continue in my endeavors. It just means that I'll have to press the pause button a little more often than I would like. Nicky has also told me of this site where there is a new yoga video everyday. That will definitely help. Also, Claire said that she'll lend me some weights that I can use while watching 24 and the like.

Must persevere

BIlly's Boot Camp Attempt #1

It's now been a wick since I have been beplagued with this cold. But today I decided to withdraw the sick card from play and start working out again, beginning with Billy's Boot Camp: Basic Training.

I did not last ten minutes.

But I will persevere. I will try again at 11. And I'll just keep trying and trying until I survive, And become toned. And lose the flub. And fit into my pants once more. And actually fit in with the rest of this skinny and fit nation so when I fly back to fatter places, well, I'll just feel dandy.

Pierre is still killing the cow within! And he lost 5 lbs! Success!

Escapades on actifed capsules

And I do declare I am taking this shit purely as per doctor's orders. But i think it has the same ingredient as Contac-C, and I halluicinated off that shit once.. But taking this wondergrug last night to clear up the noses resulted in fantasizing about sex with smoked salmon, maple syrup, and screaming "EH" at climax, lauging profusely at images of Linda dodging bullets in Lebanon in stilettoes to the tune of some hardcore techno music (which I shall play now), and having dreams of the most unlikely people and me in karaoke, watching a Vampire from Stargate SG-1 sing "Flavor of Life". Oddly enough, the lyrics were somewhat different than I remembered.

The techno continues to play.

Thai Food

Monday Alex and I decided to pull a great adventure and take the train all the way to Izu peninsula to soak up the sun on the beach. It was quite picturesque and the beach was quite nice. There weren't that many people at all but that was no mater. After that, we took the train to Hakone, where we partook in the hotsprings, which the area is really famous for. Japanese men have way too much pubic hair, their heads are fairly bulbous and red, and the shaft is most definitely in lacking.

Following that, we took the train straight to Shinjuku, where we had some delicious Thai food. It was prett cheap, and while I have had spicier, it was still quite true to the original. Eating it, I realized just how much I miss Thailand. When the server thanked us in Thai, I almost started crying. Thailand was one of my best trips ever if not the best and I so cannot wait to go back.

Sick Sick Sick

It's one of those colds tht you get when having the air con on but with no blnket because you think it's to warm. But now I have one of those and I am feeling quite sickly. My muslces ache, by ears hurt, and every now and then some rather thick snot comes up. And I want a new iPod. Gah.