It was so not my idea

Every Tuesday Jonathan, Eri, and I (Rachel used to come but has returned home) go to The Melting Pot for  really unhealthy serving of roast beef and a few drinks. Last Tuesday I felt just  touch more stressed than usual and so the need to drink was a little higher than usual.

We're minding our own business and all of a sudden this guy sits down beside us, wanting tips on how to be fab. We humor the guy, who I recognized as straight but just wanting attention. Attempting to shock us, when his friend comes in, he asks how fab would it be to make out with his friend and they do and it was hot.

Then he wanted to see who was a better kisser: me or the friend. Then the friend wanted to kiss me. And then I whipped out their dicks for everyone to see. And then man number #2 started groping me. And then both of them started wanting to make out with me some more and so we did. And then the three of us and this chick started making out with each other, all at once, and then in couples. Man number two had trouble walking away for he couldn't get enough. Man number one said it was over but I laid a good goodbye kiss on him and he was all for it.

OH YEAH, AND BOTH OF THEM WERE STRAIGHT.

It all started as a joke. But they had no idea how some jokes could feel so good.

Going-Away Party

Last Saturday was our head teacher's going-away party. In order to animate what could have been an excuciating two-hours worth of lobby talk, I decided to appoint myself as the MC and festivitize the event. The party was at 8:30, so of course I arrived to the venue already drunk, having already drunk at karaoke before hand.

At first the students were fairly sober and reserved.

But then the liquor started to flow...

And I confused students, making them think I was straight...

Here's Masamichi: he's such a munchkin!

Claire and I

And then the psychotica ensued...

Everyone's gathered to say goodbye.

The departing...

The folly continues even outside...

Saying goodbye...

The Hamamatsuchou Crew

I so did not expect to have so much fun with my students. I just walked around, made people talk, hit some, hit on some more, and just fooled around. They really are a swell bunch and I was really sad to leave them. One has a motorbike, is cute, and was a Jap teacher in Taiwan. I want to get in his pants.

I'm really going to be quite upset when I leave them for god.