So the other day, fearing pungent recourse, i decided to flush an avocado peel down the toilet. I wasn't able to fluch much else after that.
After about a week of holding the more substantial goods from the throne, i decided that buying a plunger would not be such a bad idea.
At a store
Pierre: Sumimasen. Puranja wa arimasu ka?
Clerk: (confused Japanese expression)
Pierre: (makes appropriate gestures)
Clerk: (confirmatory Japanese speech)
Returning home, I confronted the throne. I pumped. And then there was a squelch. Brown fluid flew. And then the toilet flushed. I may now shit in peace.
1 comment:
That's disgusting. Good thing you don't flush tampons. And why were you flushing avocado peels?
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