He waits for his date at a Starbucks, wearing nothing but a ski mask and jacking off. After a few minutes, his date comes, walking in the nude with a dildo stuck up his ass, his face marked with ecstasy. Both check check out each other's cock immediately. Dildo-man breaks out a ruler onto the skier's dick while the latter inspects the former's anal pubic hair situation. Both satisfied with each other, they both take a seat.
"u top or bttm?"
"vers/bttm. im lookin for a nice cock to ride, tho."
Skier masturbates even harder at this and starts thrusting his thighs back and forth. "u see this? ill make ya scream with it."
"oh yeah, baby. what are your political affiliations?"
"to the left, and im a baptist, fyi. u?"
"kinda down the middle. what about your income"
"$50,000+. i work in accounting/finance. youd rather not say?"
"ya. but ill tell ya later. have ne pics?
They both go through their bags and take out some pictures brought especially for the occasion. Skier gets further aroused by pictures of dildo-boy getting fucked by multiple men while dildo boy stares in wonder's at skier's dick, shoving his dildo further up to see if he can accomodate his girth.
"we have so much in common, you know. i can tell from this convo."
"ya, we do. wanna come to mine?"
"sure, im only fifteen mins away".
Eager, they pack up their things and leave. Fifteen minutes, they're at skier's house. Skier takes off his mask while dildo boy finally unstuffs himself. They look at each other.
"now wat?"

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